There’s one thing on everyone’s mind today (well…most people) the game. Considering the reaction to the quarter final result I can only imagine (and fear) what tonight’s scenes will be like if the boys win. Try and keep your beer in your cup, you can’t be throwing that liquor about in this economy!
Salads:
Thai coconut curry + roast squash
Spring onion + ginger rice
Tomato + basil pasta
Soup: Indian spiced spinach + potato
Sandwich: Mortadella ham, Manchego, Jalapeno relish + tomato
My mind is in a different world today, everything feels so strange. My head is in the clouds and those clouds look like they’re about to rain down. What a joke of a July! Oh well, I will do some online shopping to make myself feel better. I actually need to buy a dishwasher, not very exciting…
Salads:
Black lentil curry
Ginger + turmeric rice
Roast vegetable pasta
Warm paneer + potato salad
Soup: Sweet potato + ginger
It’s been a jovial morning in the establishment. It was a working weekend so there wasn’t much time for fun side missions but that’s just how the cookie crumbles sometimes. The population went a bit doolally this weekend with the quarter final win, God only knows what will happen if we actually win. I might start boarding up the shop now!
Salads:
Chickpea + smokey aubergine
Carrot + dill rice
Mushroom + tomato pasta
Bean + potato salad with BBQ bacon dressing
Soup: Broccoli, chilli + garlic
Sandwich: Parma ham, Provola, Chilli relish + tomato
Big up Jeremy Corbyn for keeping his seat as an independent, the only politician to hold any kind of integrity. What an inspiration. Anyway, we now have a labour government with Sir Kier Starmer at the helm. What could possibly go wrong? Is this weather pathetic fallacy?
Salads:
Ginger + turmeric roasted sweet potato with black beans
Roast pepper rice
Sausage + ham pasta
Soup: Mild vegetable madras
Sooooooo who are you voting for? I wonder if we get a ‘Labour’ government how much will our lives change? In all reality we will mould our lives to fit under the rules from whatever party gets in. You’ll try and hide your income from the tax man, you’ll find new tactics to lower your own medical wait time and you’ll still find a way to buy cocaine even if they hire more police. Let’s just get on with it.
Salads:
Med veg lentils
Lemon + herb rice
Cauliflower + pumpkin seed pesto pasta
Soup: Lightly spiced sweet potato
Sometimes I actually feel like a witch. I will have a passing thought about a person I haven’t seen in a while and then as if they heard my thoughts, they turn up! What are the chances? I know there is an explanation to all coincidences but it’s more fun to think that my brain waves are pulsed across London through the fumes and heavy winds.
Salads:
Peri peri cauliflower + split peas
Spinach + herb rice
Mushroom + tomato pasta
Soup: Lightly spiced vegetable
Sandwich: Spicy salami, Smoked mozzarella, Caramelised onion relish + tomato
Why is it that whenever my workload is sky high my brain just decides to fill itself with useless sounds. ‘Who’s horse is that?’, ‘Why is it spicy?’, ‘road works ahead, I sure hope it does’. I find myself staring into space trying to find the voice I actually need to get the work done. Mind Still by Sonny Fodera is fitting for such a mood.
Salads:
Chickpea + sweet potato coconut curry
Edamame + crispy shallot rice
Sausage + ham pasta
Roast pepper salad with herb dressing
Soup: Roast squash + rosemary
I like SZA’s music but I don’t think she was the right choice for the closing headliner for Glasto. It was a set up, it’s no surprise the turnout for her set was lacklustre. She’s no Oasis, Pulp or Beyonce. My weekend was fandabidosie! I was lost in the Surrey hills on Saturday and fixed to my TV on Sunday. 10/10!
Salads:
Moroccan spiced lentils
Sumac rice
Broccoli, chilli + garlic pasta
Soup: Lightly spiced chickpea + tomato
I feel like i’m forgetting something today and it’s been a disjointed morning which hasn’t helped. All I need to do is get through the dreaded Friday rush then I can set my mind on the weekend. I can’t allow myself to get swept up in the antics because if I do this place will burn to the ground!
Salads:
Mild chickpea curry
Ginger + carrot rice
Roast vegetable ragu pasta
Tuna, potato + bean salad
Soup: Tuscan tomato
Sandwich: Milano salami, Chilli pecorino, Chilli relish + tomato
What a morning! As soon as the blinds were up the antics started. My favourite moments come from when someone innocently stumbles upon the deli thinking ‘i’ll pop in there and get a flat white’ and they leave thinking wtf was that place. I can’t go into details as to what the conversations consisted of as i’d probably catch a case but just know it was far from PC.
Salads:
Braised white bean + aubergine
Sesame rice salad
Roast squash ragu pasta
Soup: Chilled Gazpacho
Sandwich: Garlic salami, gorgonzola, Caramelised onion relish + tomato
It’s been docile this morning, other than the intrusion from a muted crackhead (could have been a different substance but he wasn’t very responsive so I can’t address him accordingly). Though this city struggles with the heat i’ve been basking in the sunsets with Moose. I much prefer the leisurely sunny evenings to the freezing misery of winter.
Salads:
Thai spiced coconut curry with black beans
Broadbean + leek rice
Puttanesca pasta
Soup: Chilled Gazpacho
I know I should make some noise about this being the 1000th post but all I can think is ‘Jesus! 1000 posts?’. I’m glad I decided to start documenting my thoughts, feelings, deli antics and passive aggressive rants (for the past 4 years at least). One day when the deli is dead and gone I will look back at the posts, reminisce, like you do with home videos and family photos but for now all I can think about is how much we’ve endured and how much is yet to come. Here’s to another 1000 days (of misery, pain and anger surrounded by twisted happiness)!
Salads:
Med veg chickpeas
Spinach + herb rice
Sausage + ham pasta
Panzanella
Soup: Gazpacho
Sandwich: Cooked ham, Pecorino cheese, jalapeno relish + tomato
Happy mythical Monday my people! It’s gonna be a scorcher this week. Sounds nice until you hop on TFL and smell the collective body odour of the population. We put in work this weekend but I still managed to find some peace in the Surrey countryside. Amazing how much the atmosphere changes as soon as you leave the chokehold of the M25.
Salads:
Black lentil curry
Ginger + turmeric rice
Roast pepper + tomato pasta
Beetroot salad with dill + parmesan dressing
Soup: Chilled Gazpacho
Sandwich: Chorizo, Manchego, Jalapeno relish + tomato
Last night was top tier. The game was shite but the atmosphere was superb. But that is a distant memory now because the suns out and the crowd is hanging which means one thing…we’re about to be inundated with sandwiches. Also, just a light rant. Panini means sandwich in Italian so when you ask for panini bread you sound foreign.
Salads:
Chickpea coconut curry
Ginger + crispy shallot rice
Mushroom, bacon + tomato pasta
Many bean salad with parmesan dressing
Soup: Chilled Gazpacho
Sandwich: Spicy salami, Provola cheese, Spicy peach relish + Tomato
I knew that this week was going to be intense but I didn’t quite realise how much I’ve packed in. I woke up this morning and tried to schedule in naps to fuel the ungodly work load I have ahead but alas there’s no time. Plus tonight will be the opposite of R&R as we are venturing to South Ken to watch the Italy game. FORZA ITALIA!
Salads:
Five spiced veg + black bean
Crispy tofu rice
Smokey aubergine + tomato pasta
Crab stick rice noodle salad with Korean dressing
Soup: Spinach, pea + potato
Sandwich: Speck ham, Provola cheese, Spicy peach relish + tomato
Yesterday was so jam packed with unexpected activity and antics that I’ve woken up in a bit of a blur. I need a heavy dose of white noise while just staring into nothingness because I feel a little pulled apart. I would love a Freaky Friday scenario so I could see how someone else would handle my day to day life and vice versa.
Salads:
Peri peri cauliflower + split peas
Carrot + dill rice
Spinach, pea, mint + roasted garlic pasta
Soup: Leek, potato + chives
Due to the fact I have an emotionally and sometimes physically draining job I struggle to make plans in advance. Don’t ask me what i’m doing on Friday because that all depends on what shit my shift throws at me. If I do make plans with you, know that i’ve figured out the logistics and made a plan, if these plans change last minute, i’m out.
Salads:
Moroccan spiced lentils
Sumac rice
Sausage + ham pasta
Mushroom salad with croutons and parmesan dressing
Soup: Spiced chickpea + red lentil
Sandwich: Pastrami beef, Chilli pecorino, Chilli relish + tomato
Happy Monday, looks like there will be a whisper of summer this week! It really feels like we’ve reached the halfway point of the year, i’m looking at the next 6 months and trying to put my plans in order. As it stands I have a list of things i’d like to achieve this year but with no strategy to execute. Adulting is overrated.
Salads:
White bean + roast peppers
Spinach + herb rice
Mushroom + tomato pasta
Potato salad with cured bacon crumb
Soup: lightly spiced squash + chickpea
Sandwich: Fennel salami, Provola cheese, Jalapeno relish + tomato
Happy Friday my people. The day is looking stressful but doable and that’s all we can ask for. We have so much work to do I’ve started writing things down because i’m convinced I’m due for a mishap. All I have to do is keep my head down and not get distracted by the characters that waltz through the door. Easier said then done i’ll tell ya!
Salads:
Braised chickpea + squash
Rainbow rice
Roast pepper + tomato pasta
Procrastination is a killer. I get so caught up in figuring out my every move that I end up talking myself out of it. Anything, any small task or social occasion and god forbid tfl is involved. I get so caught up in logistics that’s it’s just easier to sweep it all under the rug and wait for another day. But we’re not promised tomorrow.
Salads:
Black lentil + aubergine curry
Lemon + coriander rice
Cauliflower + sunflower seed pesto pasta
Chicken, bacon, potato + leek braise
Soup: Roast squash + tomato
Sandwich: Chorizo, Manchego, Chilli relish + tomato