Day 791 Tour de F*ck off

I want to rant about cyclist and their d*ckhead tendencies but i’m sure many of you will try and find the flaws in my arguments. I get it, cycling is better for the environment, good for human health and it’s an efficient way of getting from A to B. However, millions have been spent in an attempt to make London roads better for cyclists and they are. So why can’t these Tour de France wannabe’s just stay in their lane?! I should be watching out for BMW drivers and a cheeky Prius but instead I have to keep an eye on a padded lycra ass wearing air pods.

Salads:

Moroccan spiced lentils

Sumac + preserved lemon rice

Flat bean. tomato + basil pasta

Black bean mix up

Soup: Sweet potato + ginger

Sandwich: Fennel salami, Provola cheese, Onion relish + tomato