Day 1086 Lock up your wheely bins

I try hard to be a law abiding citizen but the services allotted to law abiding citizens are unsatisfactory and they account too much for the lower common denominator. So sometimes one must commit petty crimes to get what one wants. What petty crime comes to mind? I’m not robbing your nan for her jewellery, don’t worry Gwendolyn

Salads:

Thai coconut curry

Kimchi rice

Artichoke, tomato + parsley pasta

Soup: Spinach, ginger + turmeric

Sandwich: Fennel salami, Provola cheese, Chilli relish + tomato