Day 973 Killing the Karen with kindness

I was asked ‘how do you deal with Karen’s?’ by one of my junior patrons this morning. There’s no protocol, it just depends on my mood that day. Petty, passive and cutting is my method of choice. Eye contact and an over exaggeration of the English language gets the best results. Thank you and have a great day.

Salads:

5 spiced aubergine + aduki beans

Ginger + crispy tofu rice

Roast pepper + tomato pasta

Sandwich: Cumberland sausage, Cheddar, Red onion, Branston pickle + tomato